Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just want to make out with him forever
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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