You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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