Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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