So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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