Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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