OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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