The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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