all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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