I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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