y did u give ur computer a hand job?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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