Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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