She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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