ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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