I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Everyone says I win the strip club
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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