last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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