Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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