you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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