I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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