Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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