i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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