Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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