Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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