I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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