We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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