sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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