BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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