I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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