At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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