PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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