So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
