So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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