just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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