i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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