Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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