i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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