I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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