you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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