the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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