hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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