he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just pee around me
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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