I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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