If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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