Fuck appropriateness.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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