YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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