He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
