I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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