look no pants
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
