woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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