guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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