your thong is hanging out like whoa
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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