Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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