Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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