just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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