: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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