PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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