normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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