Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
you never un-have a 4some
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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